Tag Archive: Mr Angry

Nov 29

6fish battles a dementor for the second week in a row, whilst wanderers triumph! 6Fish and muscles fall off the edge of the earth!

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It wasn’t the ball rolling, life sucking dementor from last week but rather a different kind of dementor a “Sloth Dementor”. The Sloth Dementor needless to say plays veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slowly, first looking then lining up then looking again then stepping back then looking then reaching for his beer and then looking again, he lines up …

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Nov 22

The Mile Oak Dementor

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It’s been a long night already, Mr Angry 2 is last up and he doesn’t know it yet but he’s about to play The Dementor. Break. The Dementor begins the process that defines him, sucking the life out of the game, out of Mr Angry 2 and the pub and its surroundings. Cover the pockets …

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Nov 08

The stars, the stars aligned

Sometimes, when you’re not looking the stars, they align. All the omens were bad, we had three players and a big unit, we’re talking the Alamo. But, don’t underestimate Big Unit because he produced attack as if out of his pocket suddenly we had attack playing for us. Mr Angry would not be swearing if …

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Nov 01

Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh

I send flyboy one on first as usual, he likes it that way (so the ladies tell me), job done, he’ll be fine at the pearly gates, apparently god doesn’t mind if he’s white with black stripes or black with white stripes and since we’re from Brighton, we don’t mind either. To be fair he …

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Mar 15

Emaciated man takes down the zebra as the crack of doom opens up and swallows the wanderers

Doom, doom, doom, the drums beat as they reach their destiny. The toddler steps up and he’s got his luck back from the Zebra. The big eared cunt toddles his way to a win. 6Fish steps up and stumbles as he’s done all season and the moral victory goes to puff the magic dragon. Mr …

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Mar 03

I’m a lesbian

The lesbian theme from last week continued this week as Mr Angry’s companion confessed to me immediately I started speaking to her that she’s a lesbian. Mr Angry protested but, me thinks he doth protest too much. Frankly the rest of the team can see why she turned, just took one look at Mr Angry …

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Feb 23

The fields of Athenrye

And so the full moon rises and the beautiful lesbians come out to play. Shiny in their youth and fearless love on their breathe, they dance, they sing, they sit on my lap, they dance with old soldiers, age not a question. Songs are sung and there we all are, in the night, walking through …

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Feb 09

Scotch doubles practice still not paying off

The team got together for some Scotch Doubles practice last night. Zebra and 6fish feeling that some of the players in the team not to mention names The Toddler, Scalp Hunter and Mr. Angry have poor position play and would benefit from learning the game. We gave them another lesson in how it is done …

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Jan 26

Martinageddon

We’re still a team divided at present but this week 6fish crossed the Rubicon and joined the fly boys to get us the win. Zebra dished out the pain once again and so to 6fish who having got himself into a spot tactically in the first frame played a good shot which turned out to …

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Jan 19

American Pie

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Having frightened the life out of some poor guy whos back garden we invaded thinking it was the back entrance to the club we were attending we finally reached our destination. The first of the fly boyz stepped up (Zebra) and began to strut his stuff. Mr. Angry said he wasn’t as aroused this week …

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