Tag Archive: Puff the magic dragon

Nov 08

The stars, the stars aligned

Sometimes, when you’re not looking the stars, they align. All the omens were bad, we had three players and a big unit, we’re talking the Alamo. But, don’t underestimate Big Unit because he produced attack as if out of his pocket suddenly we had attack playing for us. Mr Angry would not be swearing if …

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Mar 15

Emaciated man takes down the zebra as the crack of doom opens up and swallows the wanderers

Doom, doom, doom, the drums beat as they reach their destiny. The toddler steps up and he’s got his luck back from the Zebra. The big eared cunt toddles his way to a win. 6Fish steps up and stumbles as he’s done all season and the moral victory goes to puff the magic dragon. Mr …

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Mar 03

I’m a lesbian

The lesbian theme from last week continued this week as Mr Angry’s companion confessed to me immediately I started speaking to her that she’s a lesbian. Mr Angry protested but, me thinks he doth protest too much. Frankly the rest of the team can see why she turned, just took one look at Mr Angry …

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Feb 23

The fields of Athenrye

And so the full moon rises and the beautiful lesbians come out to play. Shiny in their youth and fearless love on their breathe, they dance, they sing, they sit on my lap, they dance with old soldiers, age not a question. Songs are sung and there we all are, in the night, walking through …

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