Tag Archive: Scotch doubles

Mar 03

I’m a lesbian

The lesbian theme from last week continued this week as Mr Angry’s companion confessed to me immediately I started speaking to her that she’s a lesbian. Mr Angry protested but, me thinks he doth protest too much. Frankly the rest of the team can see why she turned, just took one look at Mr Angry …

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Feb 09

Scotch doubles practice still not paying off

The team got together for some Scotch Doubles practice last night. Zebra and 6fish feeling that some of the players in the team not to mention names The Toddler, Scalp Hunter and Mr. Angry have poor position play and would benefit from learning the game. We gave them another lesson in how it is done …

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Jan 26

Martinageddon

We’re still a team divided at present but this week 6fish crossed the Rubicon and joined the fly boys to get us the win. Zebra dished out the pain once again and so to 6fish who having got himself into a spot tactically in the first frame played a good shot which turned out to …

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Dec 07

Mr angry shags two pool tables

Oh dear, oh dear, 6fish’s woes continue, two bad shots and two nil defeat. What’s worse is the constant whining about it, he’s starting to wind me up now. Ejut. Mr angry having cocked up his match then sets about shagging every pool table in sight, talk about desperate. Obvs not gettin any at home. …

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Nov 17

When stars align

Sometimes in life the stars align and something special occurs, tonight was one of those nights. Scalp hunter stepped in for Zebra to try and get us off to a good start and this he duly did. 6fish was then sent into the guns and should have won easily until the winning line flashed in …

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Mar 03

Comfortably Numb

I… am become, comfortably numb. This was the night of the great tippy tappy scandal, wars have been fought over less and yes they were right to fight those wars. Mr. Angry was my partner and I can’t take that back. I’ll have to live with the scandal and the shame. Playing Scotch doubles, whilst …

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